THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE BABES WITH INNER THIGH DISCOLORATION. YOU ARE A SPECTACULAR BEAUTY.
No seriously, my inner thighs look like I rubbed dirt
But you know what.
They are not dirt.
And they definitely don’t taste like dirt.
The only pair of jeans I have left that actually fit.
stressful day in the office
more like stressful day in the orifice
I have this vibrator and I’m not going to be able to use it again without laughing at this!
somedazeofmine asked: i am on the other side of the planet, yet: what happened? are you fine???
You’re great! I’ve got a cold, well, really more of a crazy lung thing (I fear it may turn into a chest infection). Every time I breathe my lungs gurgle… And I have no idea why my back hurts so badly! But it feels like I’m going to break in half.
Anonymous asked: Your last anon needs to shut the fuck up and actually grow a penis. It would be too nice of me to call you a cunt, Anon. Charley you're gorgeous!
I am so sorry it took me so long to get to this! Especially since you are so lovely. Thank you darling. I heard a good one: “I’d call you a cunt but you don’t have nearly enough warmth or depth” :P