My nails are so pretty!
#everything about ross campbell’s art is ideal
fukken cool as hell
ross cambell makes amazing art of beautiful fat folks (and ninja turtles). http://mooncalfe.tumblr.com/
hnnnnngggg droool
My parents tracked me down a copy of Ross’s graphic novel The Abandoned [now out of print] a few years ago and it’s one of my most prized posessions. The main character is a fat black lesbian who kills zombies with a plunger. Literally the best story ever.
I need some stories like this. And this art.
(Source: feyaphantom, via queerbodypos)
(Source: theplanitmars)
(via fatart)
This outfit is cute!
So this zombie slayer Alice in Wonderland shirt is pretty amazing
THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE BABES WITH INNER THIGH DISCOLORATION. YOU ARE A SPECTACULAR BEAUTY.
No seriously, my inner thighs look like I rubbed dirt
on them.
But you know what.
They are not dirt.
And they definitely don’t taste like dirt.
(Source: foxynonsense, via mikalamode)
stressful day in the office
more like stressful day in the orifice
I have this vibrator and I’m not going to be able to use it again without laughing at this!
(via charleydarling)
somedazeofmine asked: i am on the other side of the planet, yet: what happened? are you fine???
You’re great! I’ve got a cold, well, really more of a crazy lung thing (I fear it may turn into a chest infection). Every time I breathe my lungs gurgle… And I have no idea why my back hurts so badly! But it feels like I’m going to break in half.
Anonymous asked: Your last anon needs to shut the fuck up and actually grow a penis. It would be too nice of me to call you a cunt, Anon. Charley you're gorgeous!
I am so sorry it took me so long to get to this! Especially since you are so lovely. Thank you darling. I heard a good one: “I’d call you a cunt but you don’t have nearly enough warmth or depth” :P
